Chrissy Stockton

// a sauna // a plunge // an emergence //

We are alone on the road and we are happy and quiet in the light of the dashboard. We are young enough that driving in these early morning hours still feels like we are getting away with something.

I also learned so much about orgasms from listening to women talk about this episode!

These are the waters that nourish me and the waters that drown me.

In this week’s recap: Corinne takes Nick shopping to an “exclusive mall”.

There is literally *so* much crying in yoga.

Has anyone else seen Vanessa’s imdb page??

Our boy is a messy bitch.

You leave me so unsatisfied.

This week’s episode was truly the icing on my existential dread cupcake!!!!

Nick seems to have developed a clear preference.

Look, I’m not trying to be a bitch but these girls are acting stupid on purpose and it’s not okay.

“I didn’t just go into this photo shoot with no clothes, I actually was daring enough to take them off.”

Lacey arrives on a camel because she “likes to hump”.

He’s not like a regular bachelor, he’s a cool bachelor.

These are our anthems. These are our reasons for the season.

Where do you find people who want to learn? Where do you find people who want to love?

Don’t forget to lock your doors.