Chrissy Stockton

Lucky you! Your partner would be happy to take some undesirable jobs off your list. Don’t be afraid to communicate about what you really dislike doing. Paying the bills or grocery shopping can suddenly become an activity they enjoy when they know how happy it will make you.

Tonight I scrubbed all the corners of my apartment and then I stood under the hot shower and washed away all the bleach smell.

“Take a seat, because this concept may blow your mind. Women nowadays work.”

“For guys, it can often feel like they are submitting themselves for judgement on the first couple of dates. I’m pretty much done with her if I feel I’m interviewing for the position of boyfriend.”

Robby: You’re a) a huge fangirl of Jojo’s mom and b) unaware that Robby (probably) has a secret girlfriend back home.

A Virgo won’t say ‘I love you’ — they’ll just kind of hope you figure it out.

A Sagittarius will die of laughter, probably at their own joke.

Chris is just a bully who has inexplicably convinced himself that he is a good person.

You deserve someone who is all in.

Luke is perfect for Jojo: they’re both from Texas, they’re both extremely hot, and they both believe in unicorns.

Capricorns are zero percent sentimental by nature, so if they are doing something sappy, they truly believe in the cause.

A Sagittarian girl will be with you through thick and thin, and make all of it feel like an enjoyable adventure.

When your friends are having trouble in their relationships, you often know before they do.

My winner’s picks are Jordan, Robby, Sal, or Jonathan.

It’s almost impossible not to look back for the rest of your life and wonder if your current partner loves you as deeply and as unconditionally as your Cancerian ex did.

They pick you up from the airport. They’re the one you call when you get in a car accident or have a flat tire — and they don’t act like it’s some big chore. They like being the person you go to when you need support in life.

If you liked The Strangers you will love Preservation.

If you’re completely distracted by your phone the entire time, it doesn’t count.