26 People Reveal The Dirty Phrase That’ll Make Them Instantly Horny As Hell

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1.

“I’m going to be home in 10 minutes and you better not have any panties on.”

— CupofTia

2.

“You have no idea how beautiful you are, do you?”

— sparrow5

3.

‘I want you inside me’ is the best thing a man can hear a woman say.”

— fafa_flunky

4.

“I only use birth control so you’ll cum inside me.”

— electricboogergoo

5.

“Brought a girl home, and after entering the bedroom, she drops her clothes to the ground and says, ‘Do whatever you want with me, I can take it.’

— fatcatinahatwithabat

6.

“Met up with a girl I used to date in her city on a business trip with several coworkers. She met us at a bar and sat across the table from me. We knew we’d likely end up in my hotel that night but nothing was definite. I asked her what she wanted to do that night and without missing a beat she said, ‘I want you to fuck me.’ Loudly, not checking if people could hear her, and making direct eye contact. No one heard. We left immediately. We totes banged.”

— youhadyourreasons

7.

“Sunday morning phone call from a girl I had just recently started seeing: ‘Can you come right over? I want you to cum on my face.’

I was there in less than 5 mins including the 2-mile drive.”

— ResQMedic78

8.

“It’s a tie between ‘Good girl’ and ‘You’re fucking delicious’.”

— oh_yes_sir

9.

“You’ve basically ruined me for other men.”

— asilentsound

10.

“I asked a girl to dance and her response was ‘I am tired from working all day so I’m not going to dance with you, but I will fuck you tonight’.”

— Dazef8

11.

“Don’t you stop fucking doing that, I swear to god I will kill you.”

— PizzaQuest420

12.

“Tell me what you’re going to do to me.”

— keanoec716

13.

“I’m wet to my knees.”

— threedogafternoon

14.

‘The curve of your cock will make me cum in seconds.’

She proceeded to ride me and came in 2 minutes… amazing.”

— StableQuark

15.

“You wanna put it in my ass?”

— BigFatPerson

16.

“Cum in my mouth.”

— _ReCover_

17.

“I want you inside me.”

— Bean03

18.

“I’ve been waiting for this for so long”

— Boing_Boing

19.

“Cum on my pretty little face!!!”

— usmc19911111

20.

“Stick your finger in my ass.”

— ofcourseitsloaded

21.

“Take out your dick and fuck me.”

— ld43233

22.

“So I met this girl at a bar and we flirted and went back to her place. We’re going at it and she wraps her legs around me, holds me in and whispers, ‘It’s free real estate.’

— acquiredgore

23.

“Holy Shit, What are you doing? Don’t stop that.”

— Blezoop

24.

“I want you.”

— MLein97

25.

“That was the best orgasm I’ve ever had.”

— Blezoop

26.

“Put it in, please.

— realproject TC mark

Brittany Cox

Ontario real estate specialist. I write relationship advice, #GuysInsight, sex, and snark.

Trace the scars life has left you. It will remind you that at one point, you fought for something. You believed.

“You are the only person who gets to decide if you are happy or not—do not put your happiness into the hands of other people. Do not make it contingent on their acceptance of you or their feelings for you. At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter if someone dislikes you or if someone doesn’t want to be with you. All that matters is that you are happy with the person you are becoming. All that matters is that you like yourself, that you are proud of what you are putting out into the world. You are in charge of your joy, of your worth. You get to be your own validation. Please don’t ever forget that.” — Bianca Sparacino

Excerpted from The Strength In Our Scars by Bianca Sparacino.

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