Brianne McDonald

1. Have full conversations with my pets

I got a year older, and in typical Millennial fashion, it was a time of deep, meaningful reflection – written in the ever popular and highly polished fashion of the recently invented ‘listicle.’

3. Learn to be comfortable and actually enjoy doing things on your own.

I think we all pretty much understand that Hollywood embellishes and outright lies about a lot of things. Sex is no exception (it might even be the rule).

Don’t allow anyone else to define what success means for you. Not everyone is interested in starting their own company or working for some powerful corporation. Success is what you make it and you should never let anyone else diminish that.

People and relationships are not prizes at the end of the game; they are not your trophy for your perception of a well-lived life.

1. Your alarm is more like a guideline than a rule; one which you will repeatedly ignore.

8. He informs you that your promotion at work is only because your boss wants to ‘bang you.’ In the words of Ryan Gosling … Who still says bang?