Brandon Scott Gorrell

Our two for one drinks, one of which was non-alcoholic, cost us $27. Really, a rum and coke and a virgin cocktail normally costs $54 for lunch? Really? We had to ask someone in charge to explain the bill to us. He said that really each drink was two drinks, so we didn’t have two drinks between us, but rather 4.

Nobody knows when their last goodbye is…

Not sure if tears of joy or immense jealousy/ rage/ sadness.

As the mystery of the Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 disappearance continues to baffle the world, the people over at Reddit have started making some wild speculations about what happened to the airplane.

“They’re right on point with [Neil Patrick Harassment]. I think they have a lot of working up to do. I mean, they have a great following, so I think they could make it up to that point.”

“Behind the glamor, the glitz… it’s just selling us, constantly, an idea. And it’s not like you can just sell products. You need to sell the entire context… you have to sell the concept of glamor… the movies, the newspaper, all of it creates a frequency of consciousness that’s constantly spellbinding you into a state where a Galaxy phone seems like a good idea.”

One of your legs gets really small and it’s weird.

Although shameless, this man’s laughter is infectious and, I must admit… positively joyful.

Keep water near at all times. Girlfriends are always feeling dehydrated.

“Fights” are more like “intense discussions.”

“Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in a long-shot.” – Charlie Chaplin

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