Brandon Scott Gorrell

“Behind the glamor, the glitz… it’s just selling us, constantly, an idea. And it’s not like you can just sell products. You need to sell the entire context… you have to sell the concept of glamor… the movies, the newspaper, all of it creates a frequency of consciousness that’s constantly spellbinding you into a state where a Galaxy phone seems like a good idea.”

One of your legs gets really small and it’s weird.

Although shameless, this man’s laughter is infectious and, I must admit… positively joyful.

Keep water near at all times. Girlfriends are always feeling dehydrated.

“Fights” are more like “intense discussions.”

“Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in a long-shot.” – Charlie Chaplin

FILE UNDER: the craziest things that made us think of George Clooney this week.

This morning over at Gizmodo, Ph.D. candidate Steven Miller explains the “best” time to drink coffee in fascinating detail.

“The truth is that you have to be the aggressor, and show people you’re interested, and show them that you’re not just content with where you are.”

Stop expecting people to be better than they were in high school.

I see what you did there, anonymous Craigslist user.

Might have to go with a 2G when I get my next upgrade!

Have you ever cheated and regretted it all the more so because afterward you just kept on running into him — at the coffee shop, in class, at parties?

You got on at DeKalb and sat across from me and we made eye contact, briefly.

When you’re in your early 20s your love life seems to explode every 20 minutes or so. By the time you’ve reached your thirties, it is every five or ten years.

Yesterday Fielder asked his followers to text their significant others with “I haven’t been fully honest with you,” then wait one hour before texting them anything. Here’s what’s happened thus far.

Presented, again, without comment, but this time with GIFs.

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