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If anything, he fell for me. That’s what I tell myself as I walk around campus in my finest sweatpants-and-Sperry’s combination. I tell myself he just is not man enough to handle how open I am in regards to my sexuality.

A white person doesn’t think of themselves as white. White people are just people.

All my ladies I want to see you happy, bubbly and smiling without ceasing! Dance and sing loudly at every possible moment to prove you are fun-loving and carefree!

BAM! Magic. Painful, painful, painful magic.

Did I do it for Allah? No.

11. Buying Organic Anything – Where do hipsters get the money for this?! I have a 401(k) and I still cannot afford to spend $6 on strawberries.

I’m feeling a lot of emotions, but I don’t know if any of them are remorse.

I obviously appreciate a good head of hair, eyelashes and eyebrows. I