15 Things You Learn From Being A Teenage Girl
8. Not being invited to a party is the second-worst thing that can possibly happen to you, after being invited to said party out of pity or obligation.
11 Things Today’s Kids Will Have To Explain To Their Children
9 Ways To Make Your Life Less Boring
Speaking of relationships, you should get a boyfriend or a girlfriend, silly! What’ve you been doing all of this time being single and alone?!! Obviously your life’s boring. You have no one to share it with, LOL!
25 Little-Known Facts About Boy Meets World
In the last season, Cory’s name will eventually be revealed as Cornelius. Cory “jokes” that he and Topanga will be keeping the awesome name train alive if they have children. They will name them Chewbacca and Plankton Matthews, which have a nice ring to them, if you ask me.
23 Ways To Show Someone You Love Them
15. Tell them a secret that you’ve never told anyone before and really trust that they’re going to keep it.
9 People You Become After A Breakup
Everyone has acted crazy over a boyfriend/girlfriend before. Some just get crazier than others.
13 Things People Like To Talk About When They’re Drunk
The fact that they’re not wasted. “I’m not drunk. Why? Do I seem like it? Am I being totally embarrassing? Answer me!!!!!”
24 Signs You Are Not Ready To Have Kids
Your checking account is not ready to handle buying brand-name cereal, so the idea of getting a place with a nursery and all of the things it would take to stock it only makes you laugh/cry like a hyena.
5 Reasons Why It Would Be Awesome To Have A Boyfriend Right Now
There’s something to be said for monogamy, for getting to know one body so well that you have it down to a science. With a single touch, you can send someone barreling towards ecstasy.
Things You Realize About Your Family When You’re In Your 20s
I love my family with all my heart. That being said, I don’t think I would ever hang out with them if we didn’t come from the same gene pool.
25 Little-Known Facts About Thanksgiving
23. Although we think about Thanksgiving being an American holiday, our Canadian neighbors to the north also celebrate it, just on the second Monday in October.
7 Dating Lessons I’m Still Working On Learning
If I’m A Sarcastic Jerk, It Means I Really Love You
I only call you names because I know you are in fact the opposite of these things, and therefore can withstand the absurd harshness of their use with complete indifference.
33 Ways To Be Pretentious
30. Carry a bag from a designer store as your everyday tote. I know your lunch is not from Yves Saint Laurent because those people don’t eat, so I don’t know why you just pulled a salad up out of that bitch.
7 Reasons Why Twilight Is Pretty Much The Worst Thing Ever
The creepy right-wing vibes notwithstanding, the actual plot of Twilight is downright bizarre. If aliens came down to Earth and found out we were obsessed with this franchise, they’d be like, “JK, we’re leaving. You guys are freaks.”
25-ish Signs That You’re Really Lazy
19. You hope that karma is a real thing because you don’t have the energy to get revenge on wrongdoers.
The Types Of People You Can’t Love
You’re getting a vision again. Darn it! You know how the kid in The Sixth Sense could see dead people? Well, you have that too, except instead of dead people, you can see dead relationships.
25 Signs You’re A Hot Mess
3. There are a number of photos of you on the Internet doing “sexy” poses in skimpy outfits that are perhaps two to three sizes too small. In the photos you pose on top cars, in kitchens, bathrooms, door frames, etc.