Aquarius: You secretly hate people who try to change you
Cancer: He’s not dating you because he’s dating somebody else.
Capricorn: You make her orgasm hard by building up a lot of sexual tension throughout the day.
With a Sag, you never really know if they’re in love, pretending or just looking forward to fuck you.
Cancer: You’re unhappy because you think you’ll never find true love and appreciation.
Aries (March 21st – April 19th) He’s a jerk because he’s always aggressive. He’s stubborn way over the limit and always questions your feelings.
Scorpio: You despise clinginess when you are clingy AF.
Virgo: you decide to write S.O.S. in huge capital letters on the sand each morning and wait.
Gemini: You can’t accept the differences in you and a partner. You want it all your way…or the highway.
You refuse to go to parties where he’ll be because you don’t feel prepared to face him and his new date.