Firstly, I want you to know that you shouldn’t believe everything you see – even the things with perfect Valencia filters and the most witty captions.
I think I get the point these days.
Have you ever noticed who discusses the “N word” the most? White people.
No, I’m not a sociopath.
Try not to be too unimpressed when your first date involves him screaming GO CUBS GO
There is no such thing as “The subway.”
Where were all the angry feminists?
For me, the Nigerian government is indefensible.
“Is this what purgatory feels like?”
Whatever the hell kind of dating/romance dynamic we’re in.