“Like any true love, it drives you crazy, but you know you wouldn’t change anything.”
Lean over and ask: ‘Can I kiss you?’
We never seem to make a connection, and we don’t have to — there are so many options just a swipe away on the other side of your phone, that if you don’t immediately feel sparks and fireworks and whatever cosmic a-ha! moment you think you deserve, you can delete the number and move onto the next person.
Everyone claims that their pet is like a family member, but when it comes down to it, do you really know the best way to be a pet parent?
All the random thoughts keeping you awake at 3:17 in the morning, because you know that when they wake up, they will not judge you for bombarding their phone with 18 new messages about absolutely everything and nothing all at once.
“Honestly, it was down to money. I knew I’d need to hire a dog walker for the middle of the day, and once I was financially comfortable enough to do that, it made so much more sense to finally get a pet.”
You can’t recognize any of the pop singers the kids these days are into, and you constantly finding yourself Googling them to make sure that it’s legally appropriate for you to find one of them cute.
They will be absolutely candid about everything they think is appropriate for you to know about them — until you touch the one topic that is off-limits, and you’re left feeling like you’re talking to a wall.
You think it’ll be taken away from you, so why bother?
A denim jacket over a cocktail dress is an awesome high-low combo. It’ll even take the edge off your most conservative work skirt and shirt.