You start finding real love, not the love designed for the person you’re pretending to be.
Because if these boys are good at one thing, it is pining after another guy’s girlfriend. And making teenage girls feel something a lot like love. (Okay, that’s two things. But my point stands.)
You know they have it in them to be the next Grumpy Cat, if only the Internet would catch up.
Or at least not die within the first five minutes in the Arena.
You become a one-person advertisement for Aquaphor.
“I’m sorry, did that guy just flick me off?”
Learning how to kiss someone new, and finding out how your body meshes with theirs in hugs and cuddle sessions. Sure, there might be a few knocked teeth and rogue elbows here and there, but eventually, you figure it out.
1. “Every job I’ve ever applied for, I’ve just been very honest about how much I loved the company.
When you’re all Adele and Sam Smith’ed out (because trust me, there is a threshold there) this is the playlist to turn to.
Business cards, because you never know who you’ll meet and when.