Zaron Burnett III

A story hit the Internet that’s absolutely too good to believe!

Are you ready for this?

Our scrapes, breaks and bruises bond us to you.

You no longer dream of going to Europe with your buddies – now you think about touring Tuscany with her. You’ve checked ticket prices.

It’s such a magical word. Speak its name and it makes all common sense disappear.

In the rainbow spray blown from the lip of a breaking wave, I can see the wind.

There are observations any outsider can make about Los Angeles, such as: every waiter or waitress you meet is secretly an actor or actress waiting for their big break.

I’m done with Spotify. You can keep Pandora. I want no more iPod shufflin’. I don’t need ’em anymore! I had a come-to-Jesus and I’ve returned home … to college radio.

In the small Northern California town of Roseville, a new business called Cuddle Connection just opened its doors for the first time this week.

A somewhat frail and sickly child, Tesla was hovering above the precipice of premature death.

This Saturday morning cartoon marathon will throw you back to childhood so fast you just might taste cereal.

2013 was the year of the “selfie.” It’s official now. Time magazine always picks the person of the year. And the publishers of the Oxford Dictionary, well, they get to pick the word of the year.

THIS may be the BEST cover version… ever!

When I parked in the shopping mall parking lot where Planned Parenthood was, we were both slow to get out. I made a bad joke and said if she was good then afterward we could go get ice cream, like she was a kid going to the doctor.

It doesn’t matter if your date wears panties or rocks boxer-briefs, there is something incredibly sexy about making dinner for someone.

What do men like in bed? Short answer: EVERYTHING.

I assume you can find a clitoris. If not, it’s at the top of her vagina, where her labia meet, it’s covered by a hood of flesh.

When we finally grow into the cyborgs we seem destined to become- we’ll finally live as our own creations made in our own image.