Tommy Paley
Tommy writes humorous stories on relationships, parenting and life.
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Tommy Paley
15 Warning Signs To Watch For When Considering Potential Life Partners
With our busy schedules, perpetual bags under our eyes, and that hard-to-completely-remove less-than-pleasant body odor, it’s a surprise we aren’t all doomed to stay single forever.
10 Surefire Ways To Ruin A Seemingly Unruinable Relationship
As I’m sure you know, even one of these ideal relationships that appears — even on close inspection — to be heading towards a lifetime of wedded bliss, can be derailed like a train
20 Embarrassing Things To Say When You’re About To Have Sex
I need to take a short break at 10 p.m. and text my mom.
A Short List Of Reasons Why I Absolutely Love You
The way you often put your head on my shoulder (it’s easy because you are tall and I am not tall) as if to say “my neck is tired” or “let’s briefly touch scalps” or “I love you.”
16 Sad And Depressing Lessons I’ve Learned On First Dates
Meeting her for an early morning aerobics class and then being comically out-of-shape and disgustingly sweaty within 5 minutes is not good.
11 Little Ways To Be More Attractive In Life
Remember that true attractiveness only comes when you give the illusion that you don’t care.
20 Foolproof Tips To Asking Out Any Girl At College
Do you want to get the girl? Follow this advice.
15 Red Flags She Is Absolutely NOT The Woman For You
When the two of you discuss your future plans she always gleefully suggests cutting off all ties with friends and family.