I wrote a novel about the Olsen twins and You’ve Got Mail and Peter Gallagher.
It’s called Mary & Kate & Ashley & Peter & Paul & Mary and is only $3.
It has coloring pages of You’ve Got Mail and Peter Gallagher.
It’s a future dystopia filled with millennial writing and a planetarium aquarium.
It got rave reviews…
Spencer Madsen of Sorry House said, “I have not read this novel.”
Shirley Braha of MTV Weird Vibes said, “Todd Van Luling is extremely pleasant over email.”
Here are the 2 coloring pages of the 22,222 word novel about the Olsen twins…