Stephanie Karina

Note: Though Rory Gilmore seriously dated three guys throughout the duration of Gilmore Girls, only two really stood a chance at winning her heart — Jess Mariano and Logan Huntzberger.

Carrie Bradshaw is obnoxious.

Friends should be able to discuss their relationships with one another, but he might have more than friendly feelings towards you.

8. Don’t even try to lie about it. For a period of time (no matter how brief it was), you popped your collar. In earnest.

5. Download 2048 on your phone at the behest of your friend who is a borderline 2048 addict. Play 22 games in succession.

4. If you happen to look up and catch him staring at you during class, he will either immediately look away or smile at you — his move of choice depends on how shy he is.

Though there is a convenience store two blocks away from your college library, purposefully kill some extra time by heading in the opposite direction — toward the one that is twice as far away. You deserve a break, anyways.

1. The two of you have broken up, gotten back together, broken up, and gotten back together so many times that you have lost count.

Whenever a girl who could be a potential threat (read: all of them) posts on his Facebook profile, send a passive-aggressive like her way just so you can, you know, mark your territory via social media.

1. He takes you to get sushi for dinner, during which he makes you laugh so hard that you snort soy sauce out of your nose — a gaffe that he finds endearing rather than repulsive. He even offers to help you wipe off your face.

How am I supposed to love someone else fully when I don’t even know what my favorite burrito toppings are? I need to know myself before I try to know someone else.

5. Back when you were young and naïve (that is, seven months ago), you thought that dating someone would make you feel less lonely. Now, you’ve realized that this particular relationship just makes you feel lonelier.