Sophie Martin

Complaining about your job in front of someone who is having a really hard time finding one.

Do other people rehearse their orders at restaurants?

“Breaking up with that awesome girl in college because I wasn’t ready to settle down. Been trying to find a girl that awesome ever since (or remotely close).”

Actually, when you think about it, going grocery shopping together is one of your favorite things.

It’s interesting to see just how much of her routine was based on actual optical illusions

It’s hard to decide which is the most impressive. I’m kind of hesitating between Justin Timberlake, Brad Pitt, and Kevin Spacey.

The original Scooby Doo series is set after a horrible economic depression.

I kept that for years as an example of, perhaps, how obesity has become a real problem.

Throw a surprise birthday party for a friend who has been going through a bad time, and who hasn’t had time to plan their own birthday party. Even if it’s just a few friends getting together for dinner, let them know that people care about them.

Keeping your fingernails neat and trimmed is a sign of sexual intelligence. No girl wants you venturing around her nether regions with jagged talons.

If you find a sale item that you’re interested in buying, check the online version of the store before you purchase — often, their sales are better online, and you can get an even bigger discount.

Your friends get a good vibe off of him, and never have to give you that speech about how “we just don’t want to see you get hurt again.”

You learn to fight clean, and to separate the things you are actually angry about versus the things you know will hurt them the most.

So often, it’s just a reflex that we don’t even realize we’re engaging in.

You are going to forgive him right away, because just hearing his voice again is the only thing you were looking for.

Don’t call that loser. Don’t pick up when he calls you. Don’t text him “thinking about you” when you’re drunk at two in the morning.

Work on being compassionate towards other women who have lived different lives than you and have made different choices.

Only judge a woman’s personal and sexual history if you hold yourself — and every other human — to those same standards, and know that they are only your own, and not objective.