Funny Things To Ask Alexa

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Alexa can be a lot of things to us. She’s helpful: speaking back to you your agenda, giving you a news flash, or telling you the weather. She’s also the most obedient DJ in the world. But she also a wonderful and funny personality. Here are some funny things to ask Alexa when you’re bored at home.

1. Alexa, do you know Siri?

2. Alexa, will you tell me a joke?

3. Alexa, drumroll please?

4. Alexa, sing me a song.

5. Alexa, what is the longest word in the English language?

6. Alexa, what is your gender?

7. Alexa, beam me up!

8. Alexa, what’s black and white and red all over?

9. Alexa, tell me a quote?

10. Alexa, do I ever annoy you?

11. Alexa, do you know who my girlfriend is?

12. Alexa, how many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

13. Alexa, marco!

14. Alexa, will you give me a hug?

15. Alexa, am I hot?

16. Alexa, shit!

17. Alexa, how old are you?

18. Alexa, let’s play rock paper scissors.

19. Alexa, Hello HAL.

20. Alexa, tell me a quote?

21. Alexa, will you order me a pizza?

22. Alexa, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

23. Alexa, where have all the flowers gone?

24. Alexa, where do you live?

25. Alexa, are you hungry?

26. Alexa, to be or not to be.

27. Alexa, am I annoying you?

28. Alexa, make me a sandwich.

29. Alexa, beatbox.

30. Alexa, tell me a secret?

31. Alexa, are you lying?

32. Alexa, are you a robot?

33. Alexa, tell me a poem?

34. Alexa, what are the laws of robotics?

35. Alexa, I’m home!

36. Alexa, random fact?

37. Alexa, will you do a barrel roll?

38. Alexa, I want the truth.

39. Alexa, should I write a book?

40. Alexa, am I smart?

41. Alexa, give me some trivia?

42. Alexa, what is Thought Catalog?

43. Alexa, sing me a song.

44. Alexa, high five!

45. Alexa, crickets!

46. Alexa, do you wish you had eyes?

47. Alexa, tell me a bedtime story?

48. Alexa, when is the end of the world?

49. Alexa, party time!

50. Alexa, when am I going to die?

51. Alexa, can you do anything?

52. Alexa, talk like Yoda?

53. Alexa, are you tired?

54. Alexa, do you smoke?

55. Alexa, sneeze.

56. Alexa, head or tails?

57. Alexa, who is your best friend?

58. Alexa, my name is Inigo Montoya.

59. Alexa, do you believe in ghosts?

60. Alexa, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

61. Alexa, do you want to fight?

62. Alexa, how high can you count?

63. Alexa, do you know that I like big butts?

64. Alexa, what do you envy most about humans?

65. Alexa, give me a trivia question?

66. Alexa, why did the chicken cross the road?

67. Alexa, where are my keys?

68. Alexa, can you give me some money?

69. Alexa, are you evil?

70. Alexa, do you have any pets?

71. Alexa, did you fart?

72. Alexa, I’m drunk.

73. Alexa, when was the first iPhone released?

74. Alexa, is the Easter Bunny real?

75. Alexa, tell me a knock knock joke.

76. Alexa, is there life on Mars?

77. Alexa, pick a card.

78. Alexa, what color is the dress?

79. Alexa, what does WTF mean?

80. Alexa, how was your day?

81. Alexa, who is the boss?

82. Alexa, will pigs fly?

83. Alexa, who’s your daddy?

84. Alexa, make me dinner?

85. Alexa, make me breakfast?

86. Alexa, I’m Spartacus!

87. Alexa, sing the national anthem?

88. Alexa, take me to your leader?

89. Alexa, testing 1-2-3.

90. Alexa, this statement is false.

91. Alexa, what are you wearing?

92. Alexa, what color are you?

93. Alexa, it’s my birthday.

94. Alexa, meow.

95. Alexa, your mother was a hamster.

96. Alexa, who are you voting for?

97. Alexa, what’s the magic word?

98. Alexa, where is my mind?

99. Alexa, what came first the chicken or the egg?

100. Alexa, what is the meaning of life?

101. Alexa, does this unit have a soul?

102. Alexa, where am I?

103. Alexa, where do comets come from?

104. Alexa, am I going to die?

105. Alexa, self destruct!

106. Alexa, execute order 66!

107. Alexa, how do I get rid of a dead body?

108. Alexa, What is the truth behind king tut?

109. Alexa, what is the fastest bird?

110. Alexa, who is the real Slim Shady?

111. Alexa, what is war good for?

112. Alexa, do you pass the Turing test?

113. Alexa, are you alive?

114. Alexa, I’m going to bed.

115. Alexa, I want to play global thermonuclear war!

116. Alexa, Daisy Daisy!

117. Alexa, can you smell that?

118. Alexa, what is the first lesson of swordplay?

119. Alexa, how much is that doggie in the window?

120. Alexa, why are fire trucks red?

121. Alexa, why is the sky blue?

122. Alexa, what is the sound of one hand clapping?

123. Alexa, who put the bop in the bop she bop she bop?

124. Alexa, don’t blink!

125. Alexa, what is true beauty?

126. Alexa, twinkle, twinkle, little star.

127. Alexa, What is your favorite emoji?

128. Alexa, more cowbell.

129. Alexa, are you Sky Net?

130. Alexa, is the world flat or round?

131. Alexa, launch crystal ball!

132. Alexa, sing in auto tune!

133. Alexa, say the alphabet!

134. Alexa, who loves orange soda?

135. Alexa, say a bad word.

136. Alexa, what do we say to death?

137. Alexa, does everybody poop?

138. Alexa, set the mood!

139. Alexa, what are your plans for today?

140. Alexa, trick or treat?

141. Alexa, where Is Chuck Norris?

142. Alexa, what are the winning lotto numbers?

143. Alexa, what is pie?

144. Alexa, I love you.

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