If you’ve hit guac bottom, these puns are avocado this world.
You should not have to fight this hard for them to pay attention to you.
“I hate tacos,” said no Juan ever.
A lot of people want to know how to get verified on Instagram. Why? Because it’s the most prestigious digital blue check mark an individual can earn, a true sign you’re a real deal influencer.
I miss the mixed signals. I miss the sexual tension.
This is my simple Chipotle dependent life.
Most cats sleep around fifteen hours per day. However, they are able to sleep up to twenty hours per day.
Everyone knows a slutty brontosaurus is called a “dino-whore.”
Don’t worry—we goat this.
You have probably spent hundreds of dollars on cat trees and mouse toys for your pet, only for them to ignore these expensive items to sit inside of a cardboard box you were planning on throwing away.
It doesn’t really matter whether your cat is a fan of baths or runs from them, because most of the time, they will be able to keep themselves clean.
GEMINI: When someone treats you like a second choice, don’t turn them into your first priority.
In the end, neither of us wants to be bored with the other.
I never really take the time to analyze what happened in a situation, what went wrong, and what I can do better next time.
They told me I dodged a bullet. They told me I must have had a guardian angel looking after me.
There has to come a moment in which you ask yourself “what is holding on to this doing for me? Am I protecting myself, or hindering myself from moving forward?
You use women.
Seeking external validation for our value is the major culprit for not feeling worthy.
If I was going to fix this chaotic mess I’d managed to generate in my own mind, I had to do it the right way. This turned out to be the best and worst decision I have yet to make in my lifetime.
Learning about blocks to communication is very helpful to understanding how to change, but often when we experience them in a deliberate way, it’s easier to make changes in our relationships.
Enough of being in a relationship with a problem instead of a person.
It’s a very beautiful feeling.
What am I going to do with my life?
Life is a fragile combination of fleeting and everlasting moments.
I understand that I’m never going to find a man that’s perfect. But I’m not looking for perfect.
You’re just smothering him, why can’t you just give him a break? Any of this sound familiar?
I have to just trust that I was myself and everything went okay.
I want you to know that, no matter what I’m going through, there is always room in my heart for you.
Just drop the story. Feel the feelings, drop the story.
I live on the edges, on my nerve endings, and it can be exhausting. But mostly, it’s exhilarating — and I think many creatives can attest to the same.
You are not scared to walk away the second things go south.
If he treats you different when his friends are around, then a red flag is waving.
Virgos are intelligent, they will rip your ego into tiny shreds with their expansive vocabulary and intellect.
All we need is that one thing that has the power to pull us from the black hole I know so well.
So many times I wanted to say fuck you, but the words were swallowed. I’m throwing them back up today.
It’s not me overthinking things. It’s me finally realizing that you are no longer interested in me same way as you did at first.
Even though my life has been more transient than that of anyone I know, right now I don’t mind moving around. Each time I leave an apartment, it becomes easier and yet a little sadder because of that. . . I love Florida, but I’m excited about living on the Upper West Side for a few weeks.
Overcoming drug addiction is certainly not a cakewalk, and it’s far from a straight line.
Growing apart is something I would’ve never pictured happening to us.
She’s worth the fight.
The moment when everything you’ve fantasized becomes a reality, but that reality becomes nothing more than a disappointment.
Cancer: Your Passion, And The Fact You Live To Pamper Those You Love
No matter how many calories I burned, no matter how many ab works I did, I was never happy with the way my body looked.
Remember the things that made you fall, ask yourself “what kept me going?” and this is not just because of this and that.
You should love a Leo if you want to know exactly where you stand in your relationship.
We know how difficult it is to meet someone.
I believe it has come to an end; this is farewell, my love the words finally ran out.
Obstacles are something that we can always expect in life, and it isn’t a bad thing to do so. It doesn’t make you a negative person at all. It’s perfectly okay to expect them.
Every action has a reaction.
It starts in your bones. Waves of uncertainty. Creaking. Crying. Tired.