Rachel Hodin
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13 Perks Of Dating A Stoner
She’s the type of gal who never says no to “Would you like bacon with that?”
23 Little Things That Girls Freak Out Over
9. Construction workers, up yonder.
10 Things Guys Need To Stop Doing When Trying To Pick Up Girls
I learned that it’s always startling if any stranger tries to talk to you in a bank, but exceedingly more startling if they whisper “nice ass…” It’s like, do you want my number? My pin? Because it’s unclear.
18 Things Girls Love To Do Alone But Will Never Admit
You say the shower is for washing? I say it’s for peeing. Dare to tell me otherwise and you’re liable to get peed on.
13 Things British People Do That Americans Will Never Understand
As a pedestrian in London, you don’t have the right of way. Which is always beneficial if you’re looking to get run over.
21 Favors You’ll Only Do For Your BFF
2. Take the blame for farting.
The 6 Rules Of Drug Dealer Etiquette
There’s nothing that makes me quiver more than a drug dealer entering my private home and asking, “Mind if I use the restroom?” Fact is, buddy, I DO mind.
14 Steps To Being The Best Pedophile You Can Be
10. Make sure your lips are always chapped by constantly licking them and never applying chap stick.
26 Of The (Unintentionally) Funniest Stock Images
6. Hey! This one’s funny! Mostly because if you look away or close your eyes, you’ll still see it in your nightmares! HEHE!
14 Signs Your Dude Is Trying To Lose You
1. He hangs quick lefts.
10 Crucial Ingredients For An Early-2000s R&B Music Video
Mariah liked to envelop herself in white silk lingerie in her white silk sheets and bedspread.
To Snoop Through Our Partner’s Texts Or Not To Snoop?
I’ve always mulled over its ethicality and it recently hit me that I may just be missing the point entirely. Because the point isn’t what you find when you snoop; the point is that you were driven to snoop in the first place.