(March 21st to April 19th)
Aries always have a lot going on. They’re constantly meeting new people, making new friends, and having new experiences so when they secretly don’t like you, they’ll pretend they already have plans. They’re naturally inclusive, so when you ask them what they’re doing and they tell you they’re busy, they’re purposely excluding you.
(April 20th to May 21st)
A Taurus is slow to open up, and they only trust the people they’re closest to. When they secretly don’t like you they will strategically listen and attempt to figure out all of your problems, but won’t share any of their own. They’re secretly trying to convince themselves that their life is better than yours.
(May 22nd to June 21st)
Don’t bore a Gemini. A Gemini loves to socialize, but only with people who they find worthwhile, friends who stimulate their need for intriguing conversations. When a Gemini secretly dislikes you, they will try to end your conversations early. When you say something, instead of responding with their opinion and engaging the conversation further, they’ll give you a simple nod or amicable sigh, and it’s because they don’t want to talk to you anymore.
(June 22nd to July 22nd)
A Cancer already has their close inner circle of friends and they don’t let others in easily. If they don’t like you, you’ll probably never know because they will only tell their best friends about it.
(July 23rd to August 22nd)
A Leo has the ability to be the life of the party, and can host a really fun one. They are high energy individuals who have very active social lives. When a Leo secretly doesn’t like you, they’ll invite you to their party and tell you to bring a friend, but they’ll barely talk to you while you’re there. And then they will start texting your friend without you, and before you know it your friend is their new best friend.
(August 23rd to September 22nd)
The Virgo is a natural born helper. They love to be their friends’ hypothetical therapist. They’ll listen and solve all of your problems. When a Virgo secretly doesn’t like you they’ll give you the worst advice ever and make it seem like a good idea.
(September 23rd to October 22nd)
The Libra is a people person. They’re super easy to get along with and they can’t stand to be alone, but when it comes to commitments and decisions they’re not so on-top-of-it. When a Libra secretly doesn’t like you, they’ll tell you they’re running late only to eventually cancel. They tend to run late for the friends they love, but for the people they don’t particularly enjoy hanging out with, their tardiness is just a prequel to completely backing out of your plans.
(October 23rd to November 22nd)
A Scorpio friend is the friend who’s brutally honest, so when they secretly don’t like you, they’ll lie. They tell their best friend that those jeans make their ass look fat, but if they secretly don’t like you, they’ll tell you your legs look UH-MAZING.
(November 23rd to December 21st)
A Sagittarius loves exploration. They have friends from all over because they’re a natural adventurer who can’t stand to stay in one place. When a Sagittarius secretly doesn’t like you, they’ll be out of touch because they’re ‘traveling,’ and even if they’re home, they’re busy because they’re anticipating their next get-away.
(December 22nd to January 20th)
A Capricorn is the type of friend who believes in quality over quantity. A Capricorn probably won’t ever secretly dislike you; if they don’t like you they won’t spend time with you period. They only become friends with the people they actually enjoy being around.
(January 21st to February 18th)
The Aquarius doesn’t form connections quickly. Their friendships grow slowly over time, so they’re not someone you’ll meet at a party one night and be having lunch with the next day. When an Aquarius secretly doesn’t like you, they’ll do whatever they can to prevent you from learning about their personal life. They won’t ever spill their heart about a breakup, let alone even tell you their boyfriend just dumped them, and if you ask they’ll give you a politician’s answer.
(February 19th to March 20th)
The Pisces is a friend full of compassion and empathy. When your heart breaks, they’re heart breaks. They’re the friend who stays in with you all night eating ice cream to nurse your latest breakup even when they had other plans, but when a Pisces secretly doesn’t like you, your problems won’t really phase them. They’ll say ‘I’m sorry, you deserve so much better’ while putting on their heels and walking out the door to meet a guy named Josh from Tinder.