3. What 9/11 is.
31. Thin crust pizza is for quitters.
2. Your town shuts down on game day.
Q: “Siri, will you tell me a joke?” A: “The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.”
Miley Cyrus currently racks up over 1 billion Google hits, making her more searched than Lady Gaga, Barack Obama, Katy Perry or God.
18. You’ve replaced human contact with Adderall.
Britney Spears’ LGBT politics are stuck in the last millenium.
8. You sometimes describe yourself as having been “born too late” or “having an old soul.”
If ‘Gravity’ isn’t perfection, I’ll take what I can get.
Having a Cleveland Indians logo is like having a “New York Jews” or “San Francisco Chinamen,” mascots that would be blatantly offensive. I shudder to think what the equivalencies for gays or black people would be.