Nico Lang

If you’re a “Mean Girls” fan, celebrate “Mean Girls Day” with this list of other movies you’ll adore.

If there were a Best Grandfather of All-Time award, this guy would totally win.

“Lign in drerd un bakn beygl!”: A curse meaning “May you lie in the ground and bake bagels.” To explain, this curse means that you should burn in hell for all eternity and bake bagels that you may never eat.

Co-Le Sales Company asks: “Do you still beat your wife?” Their answer: “Maybe you never should have stopped.”

7. Drinking caffeine will stunt your growth.

Bonus: When You’re On The Internet Instead Of Working And Your Boss Notices

8. Murder.

The result lives on the internet forever. It’s truly super sweet.

They say that 10 to 15 percent of women have never experienced an orgasm, but that number is about to be zero.

37. Mrs. Grundy: an uptight or very straight-laced individual

Dolores Umbridge from “Harry Potter.”

So I don’t hate Kate Menendez because she chose to be rich. I hate her because she chose to be an a-hole.

“If each dead person became a ghost, there’d be more than 100 billion of them haunting us all. Creepy, but cool.”

Bragging about being from the 90’s, dressing like you’re from the 80’s and listening to music from the 70’s.

“I love mine, and she’s an amazing person, but if my ex were to kiss me right now, it would all be over.”

14. When people say “That’s funny” or “LOL” instead of actually laughing. What’s with that?

32. Over the bridge to Pimpleton (n.) – cumbersome term for homosexual intercourse.

39. If you were to take a shot every time you or your friends say the word “problematic,” you would always be shitfaced.