Nico Lang
Author of the memoir “The Young People Who Traverse Dimensions While Wearing Sunglasses”.
17 Photos That Prove That Marlon Brando Was The Hottest Person In The History Of Hot People
I know the internet (including myself) is all up on Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Ryan Gosling for being ridiculously, ridiculously good looking, but let’s pay respect to the reigning king of hot people: Marlon Brando.
49 Classic Black-And-White Movies That Will Get You Laid
Fact: If you watch Citizen Kane with your boyfriend and he doesn’t like it, you may want to consider getting a new boyfriend.
55 Things That Kids Growing Up Today Won’t Know
3. What 9/11 is.
35 Important Things Only Chicagoans Will Understand
31. Thin crust pizza is for quitters.
I Asked Siri 19 Ridiculous Questions And Got These Amazing Responses
Q: “Siri, will you tell me a joke?” A: “The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.”
25 Things You Didn’t Know About Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus currently racks up over 1 billion Google hits, making her more searched than Lady Gaga, Barack Obama, Katy Perry or God.
27 Signs You’ve Been Studying Too Much — And Need To Take A Break
18. You’ve replaced human contact with Adderall.
How To Explain The Cleveland Indians Logo To People Who Think It’s Not Racist
Having a Cleveland Indians logo is like having a “New York Jews” or “San Francisco Chinamen,” mascots that would be blatantly offensive. I shudder to think what the equivalencies for gays or black people would be.