Nico Lang

20. Don’t force your relationships. If something genuinely isn’t working out, you don’t owe it to each other to hash it out. You’re not CatDog or Catholic.

4. Sixteen Candles: “That’s why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they’d call ’em something else.”

5. The original title of ‘The Lion King’ was ‘King of the Jungle’ — which was scrapped when the Disney team remembered that lions don’t live in the jungle.

“Relax. Jesus. What is with you gays? Are you really that repulsed by lady parts? What do you think I have down there? A gnome?”

“There’s no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion.”

6. Saying it wrong: “Suppository of information.” Doing it right: “Repository of information”

Woody Allen is his own Bartlett’s, except with a whole lot more material about getting off.

Rebel Wilson never planned on pursuing acting professionally and only got into it after getting malaria during a Youth Ambassador for Australia trip. During her fever hallucinations, she envisioned herself as an actress.