This Is Why You’re A Shitty Adult, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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Aries

You’re a shitty adult because you spend all your money on tequila and Ubers home.

Taurus

You’re a shitty adult because you refuse to take any advice whatsoever.

Gemini

You’re a shitty adult because you won’t commit to anything.

Cancer

You’re a shitty adult because you feel insecure about literally everything.

For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.
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For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.

How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.

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Leo

You’re a shitty adult because you’re so focused on how perfect you are you forget about personal growth.

Virgo

You’re actually a good adult, this post has nothing to do with you.

Libra

You’re a shitty adult because you expect life to be fair.

Scorpio

You’re a shitty adult because you’re passive aggressive AF.

Sagittarius

You’re a shitty adult because you pretty much take nothing seriously.

Capricorn

You’re a shitty adult because you still don’t know how to do your taxes without your dad.

AQUARIUS

You’re a shitty adult because you avoid going to the doctor.

Pisces

You’re a shitty adult because you get overwhelmed by simple tasks and just end up crying. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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