14 Useful Latin Profanities You Can Use To Curse At People (And Impress Them)

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  1. Vescere bracis meis. — Eat my shorts.
  2. Unitam coniurati te in foro interficiant! — May conspirators assassinate you in the mall!
  3. Ascendo tuum. — Up yours.
  4. Te odeo, interface te cochleare. — I hate you. Kill yourself with a spoon.
  5. Qualem mulericulam! — What a bimbo!
  6. Es mundus excrementi! — You are a pile of shit.
  7. Faciem durum cacantis habes. — You have the face of a man with severe constipation.
  8. Futue te ipsum! — Go fuck yourself!
  9. Podex perfectus es. — You’re a complete asshole.
  10. Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem! — Stand aside, plebians! I am on imperial business.
  11. Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? — Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
  12. Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris. — If Caesar were alive, you’d be chained to an oar.
  13. Fututus et mori in igni. — Fuck off and die in a fire.
  14. Ede faecum. — Eat shit. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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