14 Useful Latin Profanities You Can Use To Curse At People (And Impress Them)

Vescere bracis meis. — Eat my shorts.
Unitam coniurati te in foro interficiant! — May conspirators assassinate you in the mall!
Ascendo tuum. — Up yours.
Te odeo, interface te cochleare. — I hate you. Kill yourself with a spoon.
Qualem mulericulam! — What a bimbo!
Es mundus excrementi! — You are a pile of shit.
Faciem durum cacantis habes. — You have the face of a man with severe constipation.
Futue te ipsum! — Go fuck yourself!
Podex perfectus es. — You’re a complete asshole.
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem! — Stand aside, plebians! I am on imperial business.
Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? — Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris. — If Caesar were alive, you’d be chained to an oar.
Fututus et mori in igni. — Fuck off and die in a fire.
Ede faecum. — Eat shit.

Markie Masucci