32 Guys Confess The Secrets They’d Never Want Their Girlfriend To Know

Flickr Araí Moleri Riva-Zucchelli
Flickr Araí Moleri Riva-Zucchelli
Found on AskReddit.

1. I enjoy it when you give me the ‘silent treatment’ because I don’t have to listen to you.

“When you give us the silent treatment, we actually enjoy it because we don’t have to hear anything for a while.”


2. I like it when you make me sleep on the couch, too.

“That making us sleep on the sofa is not a punishment. We actually quite like it. It’s like camping :-)”


3. Watching you cry gives me a boner.

“Watching my girlfriend cry gives me a boner. Can’t help it.”


4. I can’t help but look at other women.

“We look at other women and can’t help ourselves.”


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