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13 Men Describe What Their Girlfriend’s Vagina Tastes Like

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1. The beach.

“Remember that Seinfeld episode where Kramer wanted to market a perfume that smells like the beach? Well, scientists could take tissue samples from my girlfriend’s vagina in order to develop that perfume. It’s a very pleasant mixture of sand and salt and seaweed and just a tiny whiff of marine life. I’m making it sound worse than it is, because I love the beach.”

—Matthew, 24

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2. STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM.

And I lap it up until it’s running down my chin!

—Zak, 26

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3. Ham.

“She tastes like sliced ham on Thanksgiving. I mean, exactly like sliced ham on Thanksgiving. It’s almost like she steals a slice of ham every Thanksgiving and tucks it up inside her just to maintain the taste. From time to time, I can even catch a taste of pineapple and cloves in there.”

—Michael, 27

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4. Raisins and wine.

“Some guys don’t like to go down on women, and trust me, there’ve been a few in my past whose hygiene habits made it an extremely unrewarding experience, but my current girlfriend tastes so good, she’d be a billionaire if she could bottle the taste. Imagine someone took a bottle of the sweetest, richest red wine, tossed a couple dozen juicy raisins into it, sealed it, and let it ferment in a dusty, cobwebby French attic for a couple generations. That’s what she tastes like. Mmm-mmm-good!”

—Christopher, 21

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5. Puppy breath.

“She tastes like when a puppy is kissing you. Best taste in the world.”

—Jimmy, 27

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