41 People Share The Freakiest Things They’ve Ever Been Asked To Do In Bed

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1. Chew This Gum For Me, Baby

I have some fairly pronounced jaw muscles, probably because I grind my teeth while I sleep? Anyways it would really turn my gf on when I would flex them. She would usually offer me a piece of gum before sexy time she liked it so much. She would send me nudes and I’d send videos of me chewing gum…


2. The First Rule Of Gun Safety

Definitely the “fuck me with your pistol” request. It had to be a real gun because a fake gun wouldn’t be “real danger”. I declined because the first rule of gun safety is to not put guns in your girlfriend.


3. No True Scotsman

I dated a girl who wanted me to use an aggressive Scottish accent when I fucked her.

I’m an actor. So I did it.

It was hot, no lie.


4. She Even Wore A Collar

This chick wanted to be my slave. She would wear a collar, and leash, and just sit in the corner to be used. No cuddling or she would leave. I was supposed to go about my day at home, and when I wanted pleasure I would call her, and she would do whatever I demanded. Mostly would just play games and get blown. Once I did the dishes and got a bj… My roommate was not happy. But the dishes were done.


5. The Fetish that really sticks with you

Branding fetish using lighters. 0/10, do not recommend.


6. Easiest 80 bucks ever

I have a friend who used to be a Dominatrix…once she was paid $80 to meet a guy in a parking lot and point and laugh at him for five minutes.

Dream jobs do exist.


7. Is She asleep is she pretending?

I used to see a girl who really liked me fucking her while she was asleep. The way it worked is we would have sex once or twice like normal, she would fall asleep, and then I would either stay up and fuck her in the middle of the night or before she woke up in the morning. I was never sure if she actually slept through the first few minutes, or she was just faking being asleep because the fantasy turned her on.


8. Bomb Popsicle

Fucking my ex with a bomb popsicle (the red, white, and blue ones).


9. Expansion Fetish

To talk dirty about how my body is inflating while he fucks me. Obviously, my body wasn’t actually inflating, but I sure pretended it was. I love this man, odd fetish and all.

If there are any breast/butt/stomach expansion/inflation/whathaveyou fetishists out there that can give me some tips on this I’d really appreciate it.


10. Felt Bad Doing It

One time this fellow I met online and hooked up with just wanted me to insult his tiny penis while he jacked off. I felt really bad doing it because I hate saying bad things about penises, no matter how small they are, but I did it because he really, really wanted it.


11. The Best Medicine

To laugh into her mouth. Like, as if we were french kissing, but she opened her mouth wider and I laughed into it.


12. Meeow

A guy I had been on 3-4 dates with left me a voice mail asking if I would dress up as a cat for him. He wanted me to fully act like a cat as well. Said, “I can’t wait to hear you purr.” He ended up dumping me for my best friend before I could dump him… juuuuust realized it’s probably cause she dressed as a sexy cat for Halloween that year…


13. V For Vendetta Meets Kidnapping

My boyfriend has a massive obsession with the Guy Fawkes masks. V for Vendetta is his favorite movie. He has three different ones. He wears one to every cosplay.

Now, I’ve always had a kidnapping/rape fantasy, but even when he first said he wanted to wear the mask during sex I was a tad weirded out. Then we got the idea to put the two ideas together.

I felt like I was in a sick and twisted movie. There was whips and restraints. There was forced oral. I ended up loving everything about it and I can safely say that I actually prefer it with the mask.


14. Smucker’s Magic Shell

In high school I had a unique girlfriend who wanted me to place my erect penis into a cup of ice water so that it would become cold enough for her to pour Smucker’s Magic Shell sauce on it and give me a blow job.


15. She Was Just Curious

To put my toes in her vagina. “I wanna know what it feels like.” This only happened once, and nothing about feet has ever come up since. We had a good run…


16. Filthy Panties

Wife called me into bathroom as she was getting ready for work. She started a handjob out of no where. As I’m about to finish she pulls her panties out and finishes me into the panties she is wearing. Puts on her pants and goes to work.


17. Alright, let’s keep this clean

He wanted me to pee on him. I let out a few drops until he started yelling “oh god no, not here, in the shower.” Yeah, I’m the weird one for not knowing where to do this.


18. THe Oddest and saddest request

My wife never wants to be penetrated. She told me this after 3 years, for all those 3 years she would get lingering pain for a few days after every single time, and just thought that thats how it was for every girl (i was her first). Yes she’s been to doctor, tried almost all the different birth controls, still gets the pain.

So I guess the oddest request was that she only suck my dick for the rest of my life.


19. Sneeze In My Pussy

A few.

Put your nose on my pussy and sneeze. Girl would never tell me if she was serious or not.

After blowing me girls said she wanted me to be her side piece. Not all that weird I guess it just seemed odd at the time.

Ex anal. She was ass shy as hell sober, right amount of alcohol and her ass practically inhaled dick.


20. Had To Run Because He Couldn’t Get Enough

A guy wanted to eat out my asshole “until the sun came up” I honestly don’t get any type of feeling from this and it was boring as hell, and weird for me. I literally had to run from his room because he wouldn’t stop eating my asshole.


21. “I’m No Mike Tyson”

Mid bone I was told to punch her in the face.

When I did not comply I was called a pussy.

I’m a pussy.

It was a closed fist punch to the cheek she wanted. I can be a bad boy sometimes but I’m no Mike Tyson.


22. …Just Go

I had to pee and my husband blocked the bathroom door and kindly ask me to just go in my pants.

I have a new fetish.


23. Issues Of Gender

I was in a relationship for a time, with a guy, that liked me to wear a sports bra, and men’s boxers while he fucked me in the bum.

He was quite open about the whole issues of gender, and he used to get annoyed if I didn’t dress in an overtly feminine way. He had an expression “dress like a boy, and I’ll fuck you like a boy”


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