Asks if you’re on your period anytime you’re upset.
I’ll let you in on a little secret: your story is not entirely your own.
Cologne is not multiple choice. Axe is not one of those choices.
36. I’ve taken myself to dinner alone on a Friday. 37. I’ll do it again.
Make chocolate milkshakes at 2 a.m. without worrying about waking someone up with the blender.
29. Drink whiskey if you like whiskey. 30. Drink wine if you like wine. 31. Like what you like.
When you interview for a job, your inner monologue is just you laughing at how much you don’t know what you’re talking about.