Laura Jayne Martin

Can you even?

Everyone runs relay races. Unlike yoga, they are inevitable.

There are a lot of big bad things. The world is full of them.  They are smeared, and gray, and hovering over us. They hide behind suits, or masks, or collections of cells.

8. A Shirley Temple drinking fountain.

“I think we both have been expecting this. I think this has been a long time coming…” you will tell your lies as you rise from the chair.

You can stand in the rain for an hour. You can keep standing in the rain. You can stand in the rain until you become the rain.

2.) How much can you deadlift?

4. It’s not a hickey, it’s a tattoo… of a hickey.

5. We Need to Talk…About We Need to Talk About Kevin: A podcast where my guests each week are a couple that finally breaks up by arguing about the movie We Need to Talk About Kevin.

I think it is important to offer options for people who want to present themselves physically without gender specifications.

Last night a DJ saved my life.