Kendra Syrdal

According to David Miscavige and the Church, Shelly Miscavige is well and happy, just busy with her duty serving the Church of Scientology.

We only get a few forevers in this life, but you are absolutely one of mine.

Maybe in another universe I texted you back. I said I still think about you too. I admitted there’s still a chunk of my heart that’s marked by your fingerprints.

It doesn’t matter if you’re 25 or 105 — intolerance looks gross at any age.

When an only child trusts you, that’s when they love you.

While I force myself to remember I don’t need you. While I force myself to admit I’m stronger now, happier now, better now.

“Every night before we’d go to bed she’d tiptoe it up to my forehead and kiss me goodnight. It was super cute and endearing and one of the best things about having live in girlfriend.”

“We’d been dating about a year and out of nowhere I said, ‘My mom is going to love you.’ And I knew I wasn’t just saying it because it’s something girls like to hear, I said it because I knew it would be true.”

You can never outrun the hangover.

“Two words: oral sex. Love to give it, love to get it. And it’s completely different depending on who I’m with.”

When we say we’re afraid of dying alone we’re really saying we’re afraid that we’ll never be happy with just ourselves, and that we need someone else to dictate that level of completeness to our lives.

If he says his favorite book is Lolita you need to GTFO.