Karen Noble
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Karen Noble
I Haven’t Had Sex In Forever
Take Rivers Cuomo. He took a vow of celibacy and then he swears his music and his voice improved. So maybe I have secret talents and superpowers that will burst forth once I’ve not had sex for the appropriate duration.
15 Things We Should All Admit
You always click on those headline-grabby articles on Yahoo! or People about “Taylor Swift’s Latest Break Up” or “You’ll Never Guess What Selena Said!”
15 Things I Don’t Understand About Myself
I don’t ever dress the way I envision myself dressing. I see all these cute outfits on fashion blogs but then I just pull on a sweatshirt and jeans.
15 Times I Want To Die Of Embarrassment
When I have headphones on and I fart thinking no one else can hear it like an idiot.
Things I Love You More Than
I love you more than Bruce Willis, Nicolas Cage and Liam Neeson combined.
Distance Doesn’t Matter, I Still Think About You All Day Long
We have to try to touch with our hearts and minds since our bodies can not.
15 Ways To Make Me Fall For You
Know how to dress and how to mix a drink. Two very easy things to learn, and everyone who wants to be impressive to their desired gender can do it.
10 Things You Hate To Do
How about just being nice to all people and shutting up so I don’t have to school you every single day?
10 Things That Will Happen In Your First Yoga Class
The culture will tempt you and you’ll definitely want to try and fit in better at the next class. (Up to you how important that is!)
How To Be Friends With Your Ex
Try to immediately become friends. Hang out and get coffee and laugh and act normal. Feel weird about not kissing goodbye.
If You Are Scared To See Them, You’re Not A Coward
I thought, “I am a different person now. I am strong. I am confident. I should do my psyche a favor and confront this person.”
23 Ways To Feel Better Instantly
Go through your phone and delete anyone you no longer talk to or anyone who sucks and makes your life worse.