Jillian Paulson

How many times a week do you text an ex-hookup with something cute? Do your emails to that one sexy coworker occasionally walk the line between friendly and flirty?

You’re more likely to have sex at your childhood home. You just are.

Asking “Are you touching yourself?” is always hot.

“I want you to tell me you’re coming. I want you to say my name.”

I looked up and there was the hottest waiter I’d ever seen. “Thank you Jesus for this blessing!” I thought to myself.

How did a kid from a small town learn to kiss like this?

“I am going to fuck you. I am going to fuck you very hard, and it is going to hurt.”

Tell him what you want him to do to you via text during his work day. Send it around 3 PM when everyone is getting antsy.

I lie back and try to stay perfectly still as heat flushes through me, priming me for what’s to come.

Don’t go fully naked. I mean, do you really want to send a full-frontal totally-naked shot to someone? No, you don’t.

4. NARS blush in Orgasm.

5. Thigh-high stockings.

Saying, “and then what?” usually gets you a good story.