We don’t have to believe in anything that’s unreasonable.
Welcome to the land of the free, the home of the brave, and the input of the snarky, selfish, and ungrateful.
***WARNING: WALKERS, CANNIBALS, AND SPOILERS AHEAD***
I would SO open a door for you.
Why not end an email with a quality signature line, an inspirational quote, or some wickedly random anecdote?
If they don’t know they’re being frenemized, then they open themselves up to becoming a great frenemy. Just execute timely birthday etiquette and then watch as the ice begins to cleave from their cold, dirty heart.
Text while driving while Bluetoothing while turning around to pet your Pomeranian while he’s sitting in the backseat, ensuring that your eyes are not on the road.
Peyton Manning advertises for DirecTV because he too is controlled by a satellite dish.
I am secure enough to admit that Zac Efron is a handsome man.
This is a pastime that passes the time anywhere. A power-hobby that has become more aligned with Americana than heart disease and baseball.