January Nelson
January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.
50 Weird AF Ways Men Try To Assert Dominance (As Told By Men)
The overly firm handshake is always annoying. I’m not a freak show of strength but I have a good enough grip that I can get them to back off.
50 Parents Reveal The Moment They Realized They Raised A Monster
When I was play arguing with my 7 year old and she said she wished she was dead like my miscarried baby. Fucking savage and a brat.
How Each Zodiac Sign Will Be Spending Easter 2019
ARIES: Blowing up Peeps in the microwave.
Why Each Zodiac Will Feel Their Heart Break This April
PISCES: You got attached too quickly.
What You Hate The Most About Your Own Zodiac Sign
TAURUS: You hate how long you dwell on things. You hold grudges. You miss exes. You have a hard time forgetting about your past. You wish you could stop thinking about yesterday and move on with your future already.
50 Famous ‘Literary Masterpieces’ That Actually Suck
The Fault in Our Stars. The prose is distracting with its inconsistent tone, the plot has been done to death, and I couldn’t find it in me to like or sympathize with the main characters no matter how hard I tried.
What Makes Each Zodiac Sign Bad At Relationships
CANCER: They are overly sensitive. They cry whenever you confront them about something they did wrong.
50 Words That Sound Insanely Dirty (But Actually Aren’t)
Weenus – the loose skin covering the outside of the elbow joint.
40 Reasons Being Single Beats Being In A Toxic Relationship (Or ANY Relationship)
One less person to please. One less person to disappoint. One less person to make my heart ache.
3 Things Each Zodiac Sign Refuses To Deal With In Modern Relationships
LIBRA: Short tempers. Pessimism. Acting pushy.
50 Things That Are Going To Turn Her Off, Not Make Her Sleep With You
Being ‘too cool’ to do anything. It shows you’re vulnerable and self-conscious and you don’t have an ounce of real confidence. Way more attracted to a man who isn’t afraid to laugh at himself opposed to one that is.
50 Things You Never Realized Guys Were Insecure About
Constantly swiping right on apps never getting a match.
50 Brutal PG-Rated Insults To Throw At Your Friends
“You’re not pretty enough to get away with being that stupid.”
The Reminder Each Zodiac Sign Deserves This April
“An apology without change is just manipulation.”
How Each Zodiac Sign Breaks Down When They’re Burnt Out And Stressed
VIRGO: You stop taking care of yourself. You let your nails get long and chipped. You let your hair get dirty. You let yourself self fall apart physically to match your mental state.
50 Fun Phone Games To Play When You’re Bored Out Of Your Mind
Evil Apples – it’s just a mobile version of Cards against Humanity, and it’s very enjoyable. I genuinely recommend checking it out.
50 Meet-Cute Couple Stories That Will Make You Believe In Love Again
We met on Neopets as kids and became best friends. Years later we realized we were both into girls so it worked out perfectly and we’re engaged.
How Each Zodiac’s Personality Will Shift During Aries Season
Pisces: For the entirety of the season, you are going to find yourself getting angry over small, meaningless things.