January Nelson

AQUARIUS: Run her a bath with candles placed around the tub and rose petals floating in the water.

While these aren’t your usual knock-knock jokes, these funny and random trivia questions are sure to brighten your day!

LIBRA: You convince yourself this person doesn’t have any flaws.

I once had a patient say, “Do you ever feel the chill whenever you’re on the computer? Don’t worry it’s just a nurse who worked here a long long time ago, she doesn’t understand your technology so she’s trying to learn.”

Keep working on the positive traits you have or the positive traits you *want* to have.

CANCER: Because this feeling is only temporary. It’s not going to last forever.

She put my doll’s mouth to her ear like it was whispering a secret to her. Then my friend looked me dead in the eyes and said, “She told me she wants to kill you.”

To get a beer in Germany, you show your thumb. To show your first finger means that you want 2 beers: one with the thumb, and one with the finger.

Understanding he’s not worth my time and if something will happen it simply will. I’m not gonna waste my time and let my happiness be dependent on a boy.

In Amsterdam, if someone has no next of kin or close family and dies, then a poet will be asked to read at their funeral.

ARIES: If your connection is real, physical distance isn’t going to pull you apart.

VIRGO: They don’t have time for emotionally exhausting people who drain them.

Would you believe that a rooster, a duck, and a sheep were the first passengers to ever ride a hot air balloon? It’s true!

LIBRA: No one has reminded you of your beauty lately, and you often rely on other people to bring you happiness.

In the world of social media, dating apps, and lots of mixed signals, it can be hard to tell when or if someone likes you.

Did you know that the chicken is the closest living relative to the T-Rex? How wild!

ARIES: You’ve created a fake persona where you don’t care about anything or anyone. 

Some of us are mourning the loss of loved ones, others are mourning the loss of life as we once knew it.