Aries
You wish you were at the beach, relaxing with a book.
Taurus
You wish you were at a concert screaming to your favorite songs.
Gemini
You wish you were at the bar getting drunk with your closest friends.
Cancer
You wish you were at the movies with a giant tub of popcorn.
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You wish you were at your favorite restaurant, sharing appetizers with your friends.
Virgo
You wish you were at the park, enjoying the spring scenery.
Libra
You wish you were at the mall, shopping for new clothes.
Scorpio
You wish you were at the gym, getting your summer body ready.
Sagittarius
You wish you were on vacation without a worry in the world.
Capricorn
You wish you were at the liquor store, stocking up to hang out with your friends.
Aquarius
You wish you were at a nightclub, dancing the night away.
Pisces
You wish you were at your friend’s house, just chilling and relaxing. 
