Why Having Sex With Him Is A Stupid Idea, Based On His Zodiac Sign

Why Having Sex With Him Is A Stupid Idea, Based On His Zodiac Sign

Aries

He’s not going to make you orgasm.

Taurus

He still isn’t over his ex.

Gemini

He’s not going to call you tomorrow.

Cancer

His mixed signals are only going to get worse after sleeping with you.

For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.
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For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.

How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.

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Leo

His own pleasure is the only thing that matters to him.

Virgo

He doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing in the bedroom.

Libra

You’ll have a better time touching yourself.

Scorpio

He isn’t looking for anything serious.

Sagittarius

He’s only going to use you for a night.

Capricorn

He’s going to ghost you as soon as you leave his bed.

Aquarius

He’s not going to help you get over your ex.

Pisces

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January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.

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