All The Slang Words For Vagina You Need To Know
There are so many ways to say “vagina” in slang. Here’s your definitive list to all of the different slang words for vagina. Plus, all of the slang ways to reference oral sex with a woman.
The 64 Best Slang Words For Vagina
We live in a world in which the anatomically correct word for women’s genitalia is somewhat frowned upon—considered vulgar, really. It’s no surprise, then, that so many slang words for vagina have bubbled to the surface of popular culture to replace the technically correct terminology. Below is a comprehensive list of slang words for vagina, including the demure (e.g. private parts), the animal-centric (beaver), the culinary (pink taco), the twee (hoo-ha), the curious (vertical smile), and so many more.
1. Panty hamster
2. Mossy cleft
3. Pink taco
4. Snatch
5. Twat
6. Hoo hoo
7. Foo foo
8. Pussy
9. Poon
10. Poony
11. Poontang
12. Lady garden
13. Box
14. Vajayjay
15. Vag
16. Cunt
17. C u next Tuesday
18. Bearded clam
19. Furry taco
20. Tuna taco
21. Fur burger
22. Cream pie
23. Beef curtains
24. Meat curtains
25. Meat sleeve
26. Cooch
27. Coochie
28. Cooter
29. Cooze
30. Coozie
31. Hot box
32. Squeeze box
33. Vertical smile
34. Cha cha
35. Love tunnel
36. Cherry
37. Hair pie
38. Honey pot
39. Beaver
40. Slit
41. Gash
42. Hole
43. Muff
44. Flange
45. Minge
46. Nether regions
47. Lady parts
48. Pink parts
49. Girly bits
50. Private parts
51. Privates
52. Bits
53. Down there
54. Peach
55. Flower
56. Tutu
57. Wee wee
58. Cookie
59. Muffin
60. Cupcake
61. Tweeny
62. Fanny
63. Front butt
64. Peaches and cream
100 Different Slang Phrases For Going Down On A Woman
1. Barking at the ape
2. Box lunch at the ‘Y’
3. Breakfast in bed
4. Brushing one’s teeth
5. Carpet-munching
6. Chewing the she-Fat
7. Clam-jousting
8. Clam-lapping
9. Cleaning the fish tank
10. Connie lingus
11. Contacting the aliens
12. Conversing with moses
13. Devil’s kiss
14. Dinner beneath the bridge
15. Doing it the French way
16. Donning the Beard
17. Drinking from the furry cup
18. Eating at the ‘Y’
19. Eating fur pie
20. Eating out
21. Eating the peach
22. Eating squirrel
23. Eating sushi from the barbershop floor
24. Eating tinned mussels
25. Egg mcmuff
26. Face-fucking
27. Facing the nation
28. Fanny-noshing
29. Fence-painting
30. French-kissing Mr. Lincoln
31. Fuzz sandwich
32. Giving face
33. Gnawing on roast beef
34. Going downstairs for breakfast
35. Going south
36. Gomorrahry
37. Gorilla in the washing machine
38. Growling at the badger
39. Gumming the monster
40. Husband’s supper
41. Kissing between the hips
42. Kissing the wookie
43. Lady braille
44. Lady Semaphore
45. Larking
46. Lapping the gap
47. Lapping the lint trap
48. Lick-a-chick
49. Lickety-slit
50. Licking anchovy
51. Lip service
52. Lip-synching to the fish-fueled jukebox
53. Low-calorie snacking
54. Making mouth music
55. Medicating the hairy paper cut
56. Mopping the vulva
57. Mustache-riding
58. Muff-diving
59. Mumbling in the moss
60. Munching the bearded clam
61. One-man band
62. Oyster-gargling
63. Parting the fuzz
64. Pastrami sandwich
65. Pearl-diving
66. Placating the beaver
67. Playing in the sandbox
68. Playing the hair harmonica
69. Prawn breath
70. Pruning the orchid
71. Pug-noshing
72. Pussy-nibbling
73. Seafood dinner
74. Sipping at the fizzy cup
75. Sitting on a face
76. Slurping at the furry coconut
77. Smoking the fur
78. Sneezing in the basket
79. Spa time For Lady Boner
80. Speaking in tongues
81. Spraying the crops
82. Tackling the Brazilian
83. Talking to the canoe driver
84. Talking to lassie
85. Telephoning the stomach
86. Testing the echo in the love cave
87. Testing the waters
88. Tipping the velvet
89. Tongue-fucking
90. Tonguing the bean
91. Trimming the hedges
92. Velvet buzzsaw
93. Wearing the feed bag
94. Wearing the Sticky Beard
95. Whispering into the wet ear
96. Whispering to Venus
97. Whistling in the dark
98. Worshiping at the altar
99. Yaffling
100. Yodeling in the canyon 
