Jacob Geers

Which “Law and Order: SVU” character is your spirit animal??

For those of us who have worked service jobs, there have been MANY times where we just wanted to tell an annoying customer EXACTLY where to shove their bullshit. Now these guys are doing it for us!!

Is it fair to compare the rhetoric of Donald Trump with that of Adolf Hitler? I guess the first test might be whether you can tell them apart.

Some people need to be #DONE with Urban Dictionary.

I almost swallowed my gum from laughing while putting this together.

“I think fame itself is not a rewarding thing. The most you can say is that it gets you a seat in restaurants.”

If you are tired of all the negativity about our generation, show this Tumblr post to the millennial-hater in your circle — they will be positively BLOWN away.

50 creepy places in our 50 creepy states.

“Saw a dude shit in a bread-maker that was in the kitchen cupboard, and then put it back.”

Ditch FOMO. Seriously, either do stuff or don’t do it. Don’t feel guilty or worried about passing up sh*t you didn’t want to do.

Twitter can be a place for witty comments and sassy subtweets, but who knew that it could also be the place for hilarious long-form stories as well?

Dads are the best!

“what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect??”

“I was eating cereal and blew on it to cool it down.”

“everyone pray to me, because your other god is too pussy sh*t to destroy ISIS.”

You need 600 points to pass. You got 6.

It’s everything you hate about Facebook turned funny!

I don’t want the lasers touching my homeopathic remedies.