Jacob Geers

Facebook is out of control.

In case you missed it — the fabulous outfits from these fabulous celebrities!

On Valentine’s Day 2013, Minister Nathan Leuthold gave his children Valentine’s Day cards before school, but the only thing he gave his wife was a bullet through the face.

We care about respect, not popularity. We aren’t necessarily around to be everyone’s friend, but we want to be seen as consistent, fair, and principled. We aren’t going to be crying in the break room about how Karin from accounting doesn’t like us (probably).

I wonder if anyone has actually responded to any of this hilariously bogus ads??

Do not worry if you’re still a virgin! This is important. A lot of college students feel the constant pressure from cultural expectations to not be a virgin. It’s stressful, I know. It’s really a silly pressure.

“Having the best cartoons ever.”

Our mission? To find out whether to place is really as haunted as they say. Before this trip I considered myself a paranormal skeptic, but now I’d say otherwise.

“You make me as hard as it is to live in this economy.”

“And I never had a plan B. I never stopped believing. Ever. Don’t give up.”

Rapper B.o.B. reveals himself as a Flat Earth Society member.

Click here if you have ever felt personally victimized by autocorrect.

someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i’m not leaving the house)

“I don’t think storms come to punish humankind for some horrible sin. That said, #jonasblizzard did arrive the same weekend as Dirty Grandpa.”

“Ehh… it would be better if she didn’t talk about how she pees on her husband.”

so. close. to. graduating.

Any advice from people who have dealt with the paranormal? Or have been to Mansfield Reformatory before? Please let me know! I’ll be trying to live-tweet updates this Saturday night from @JacobGeers and @CreepyCatalog.

Maybe love isn’t an intense shot of tequila as much as it is a long sip of well-matured wine.