Ah, roommates. You can’t live with them, and you can’t live without them (at least until you get that big raise, that is).
However awful your roommate horror story is, it probably isn’t as bad as the one Twitter user @chaserojo has for the world.
He starts with this not-so-casual tweet:
so um….. just found out my roommate murdered her boyfriend in our apartment…. i….
— ⚔️ (@chaserojo) February 13, 2017
To be honest, what the fuck do you say in this situation? It’s especially awkward if you don’t even know your roommate that well.
His live-tweeting continues:
OHHHH MYYYY GODDDD pic.twitter.com/PRE8WQ3fa1
— ⚔️ (@chaserojo) February 14, 2017
And apparently the authorities put him up in a hotel room, as his apartment is now, well…a crime scene.
https://twitter.com/chaserojo/status/831649630387568641
The next day, he makes this awkward revelation to the Twitter-verse:
just found out from an ivestegator that she wrote "death" on the calendar in our kitchen and none of us noticed it
— ⚔️ (@chaserojo) February 15, 2017
I mean, they can’t seriously expect people to watch their roommates’ calendars? At the same time though, it would’ve been a really lucky thing to see.
And, unfortunately, the house is still a crime scene.
sigh pic.twitter.com/fduXh40EhD
— ⚔️ (@chaserojo) February 15, 2017
And he reveals that he is permanently NOPEing out.
well girls im packing my shit and moving pic.twitter.com/AVK2Rvq26l
— ⚔️ (@chaserojo) February 15, 2017
Not before being forced to see the actual bullet hole in the wall, though.
OHHHHH MY GODDDD pic.twitter.com/83g7EbFOQE
— ⚔️ (@chaserojo) February 15, 2017
He is now wondering what kind of documentation he has to provide to get an excused absence from class because of all this horrific drama:
https://twitter.com/chaserojo/status/832250936508690432
Maybe just show the professor all the news articles?