How Each Zodiac Sign Is Going To Sabotage Their Own Love Life In May 2019

How Each Zodiac Sign Is Going To Sabotage Their Own Love Life In May 2019

Aries: March 21 – April 19th

You’re accidentally going to push a good person away because you’re suspicious of why they’re being so nice to you.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

You’re going to ignore texts from someone who actually treats you with respect, while repeatedly checking your phone to see if someone toxic texted you yet.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

You’re going to get too nervous to send the first text out — and never end up talking to the person you like again.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

You’re going to spend such a long time moping about a past love that you’ll end up closing your heart to a new love.

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Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

You’re going to keep your guard up so high that anyone interested in you will be too intimidated to approach you.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

You’re going to lie to yourself about how much you like someone — and successfully convince them you want nothing to do with them.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

You’re going to overthink a situation, become paranoid, and convince yourself you’re only going to get hurt if you let yourself love.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

You’re going to remain inside your comfort zone because your self-esteem is too low to flirt with anyone.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

You’re going to send mixed signals and confuse the other person because you’re too afraid of admitting how you feel.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

You’re going to let your pessimism get the best of you and assume a relationship is not going to work out before actually giving it a chance.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

You’re going to use sarcasm as a defense mechanism and end up insulting the person you’ve been hoping to impress.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

You’re going to spend so much time at work that you won’t have a second to think about dating, let alone go on an actual date. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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