Aries: March 21 – April 19th
You’re accidentally going to push a good person away because you’re suspicious of why they’re being so nice to you.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
You’re going to ignore texts from someone who actually treats you with respect, while repeatedly checking your phone to see if someone toxic texted you yet.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
You’re going to get too nervous to send the first text out — and never end up talking to the person you like again.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
You’re going to spend such a long time moping about a past love that you’ll end up closing your heart to a new love.
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You’re going to keep your guard up so high that anyone interested in you will be too intimidated to approach you.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
You’re going to lie to yourself about how much you like someone — and successfully convince them you want nothing to do with them.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
You’re going to overthink a situation, become paranoid, and convince yourself you’re only going to get hurt if you let yourself love.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
You’re going to remain inside your comfort zone because your self-esteem is too low to flirt with anyone.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
You’re going to send mixed signals and confuse the other person because you’re too afraid of admitting how you feel.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
You’re going to let your pessimism get the best of you and assume a relationship is not going to work out before actually giving it a chance.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
You’re going to use sarcasm as a defense mechanism and end up insulting the person you’ve been hoping to impress.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
You’re going to spend so much time at work that you won’t have a second to think about dating, let alone go on an actual date. 
