When You Have Anxiety You Think Everyone Is Going To Leave You

The Biggest Lie You Will Tell Yourself On September 26

Aries: March 21 – April 19th

That you are perfectly fine.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

That you don’t have feelings for him anymore.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

That you have a good reason for skipping the gym.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

That you are not good enough.

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Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

That you aren’t going to text him.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

That you are only going to have one glass of wine or one coffee.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

That you are happy being single.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

That you are happy in your relationship.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

That you know exactly what you are doing.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

That you do not need anyone else.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

That you have forgiven a certain someone.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

That you are going to get to bed early tonight. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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