Stay Single Until You Find Someone Who Will Drag You To Disney

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Stay single until you find someone who not only understands your Disney obsession, but embraces it. Someone who is always willing to pack their bags and take a vacation to the happiest place on earth.

Stay single until you find someone who you want to experience all of your favorite childhood memories with. Someone you want to feel even closer with than you already are.

Stay single until you find someone who honestly doesn’t mind flying to Florida to spend the week there with you instead of going someplace more ‘adult’ like Italy or Cancun. Someone who appreciates that you’re a kid at heart and prefer to go on rides than sit on a beach.

Stay single until you find someone who will enjoy the little things as much as you do. Someone who will point out the hidden Mickeys around the park. Someone who will buy an ice cream or a plate of waffles, just because they’re shaped like the mouse.

Stay single until you find someone who will walk around Epcot with you and try beer from all around the world. Someone who will be excited to see all of the creatures at Animal Kingdom. Someone who will enjoy all four parks with you.

Stay single until you find someone who won’t complain when you stop for the hundredth time to take another picture in front of bushes shaped like Mickey or beg to wait on line to meet Gaston. Someone who is happy to capture your memories so that you have them forever to look back on.

Stay single until you find someone who agrees to wear matching shirts or hats or pins, even if they think it looks stupid. Someone who will do whatever they can to make you happy, even if they don’t get it.

Stay single until you find someone who won’t judge you for wanting to go on the rides meant for kids, like Peter Pan’s Flight and It’s A Small World. Someone who will have just as much fun on the ‘boring’ rides with you as they do on the thrilling ones.

Stay single until you find someone who makes waiting on line fly by. Someone who can talk about anything and make a game out of anything, so that you never realize how long you two have actually been standing there.

Stay single until you find someone who will jump in that hotel pool with you to cool off. Someone who will be just as impressed as you are by the stylishly folded towels in your room and the stuffed animals lined up on the windows.

Stay single until you find someone who will be eager to make out with you inside of the All-Star resorts — but will also understand if you just want to cuddle and fall fast asleep after what a long day you’ve had. Someone who is just happy to hold you close.

Stay single until you find someone who will hold your hand tightly on every ride. Someone who will kiss you beneath the fireworks after Tinker Bell flies overhead. Someone who will make Disney feel even more magical than it usually does. TC mark

Holly Riordan is the author of Lifeless Souls, available here.

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