Don’t discriminate age!
Cats, dogs, pigs, horses, they’re all our friends. And like our best friends, they’re prone to severe brain farts, except, like all the time.
Don’t go alone, whatever you do.
The professor broke down laughing.
“I’m Nickelback’s number one fan.”
“I would still order delivery rather than walk across the street to get it.”
You just won’t believe this. Wow.
Don’t look in the mirror.
EUROPE THIS, EUROPE THAT.