Gaby Dunn

When you feel someone is getting too comfortable, you purposefully call them by the wrong first name.

Ever put on your headphones and listen to this as you walk through the city and pretend you’re in a movie about your life? Nope. Me neither.

If you’ve never sung “Landslide” with one other person, late at night with the windows down driving on an empty highway, you have not lived.

I’ve heard some women are into Willem Defoe, but I can’t see it.

So based on these, what kind of person would you say I am? What do I care about the most? What worries me? What are my interests or hobbies?

Don’t talk out loud. If you do, make sure it is only to a cat or stuffed animals or something else that can not talk back.

In the Onion video, the joke is that the victim is never thought about, cared for, or even mentioned.

The point is you need someone where the relationship isn’t that deep, where the hangout is relaxed and devoid of pressure.