If you’ve never sung “Landslide” with one other person, late at night with the windows down driving on an empty highway, you have not lived.
I’ve heard some women are into Willem Defoe, but I can’t see it.
So based on these, what kind of person would you say I am? What do I care about the most? What worries me? What are my interests or hobbies?
Don’t talk out loud. If you do, make sure it is only to a cat or stuffed animals or something else that can not talk back.
In the Onion video, the joke is that the victim is never thought about, cared for, or even mentioned.
The point is you need someone where the relationship isn’t that deep, where the hangout is relaxed and devoid of pressure.
Like, remember when I tried that cough spray from CVS and you were all, “Nope?” Good times, right? I was so naive back then.
Love is not the antidote.
Remember sleep? That was a good thing you used to do.
Gail says, “We’re getting to be an old boring couple.” Audrey adamantly replies, “No, we are not boring, Gail. That is one thing we are not.”