Gaby Dunn

I can appreciate the worry some people have that young girls are putting themselves through pain and suffering simply because they are ashamed of their vaginas and want to make themselves “presentable” for their male partners.

It means defending someone, even as you slap them upside the head for being an idiot.

You will evoke no negative, complicated feelings in them. They will never need to “get away” from you. You will never frustrate them or stress them out.

Chris Farley recorded about 90 percent of Shrek’s dialogue before he died. The producers considered getting a Farley impersonator in to finish the last bits but then Mike Myers was cast and the movie became really, really different to suit his comedic stylings.

I’d sit at the front desk of my motel and drink coffee from a Marlins mug and eat orange slices and watch the waves move back and forth.

You shot back at me, “I love you. I love you. What does that even mean to you? What does that mean?”

If you don’t have a heating pad for your cramps, you are not treating yourself right.

The study says that people are so overcome they can’t actually handle how this fluffy or adorable thing is making them feel.