Eric Redding

“All of a sudden I heard the most horrifying scream outside and my blood ran absolutely cold.”

“I’m from Texas and travel to California for work. I was shocked by all the warning labels of everything that could give me cancer. The most surprising one was at Starbucks.”

An Atheist, a vegan, and a cross trainer walk into a bar. I know this because they told everyone who they were within 5 minutes.

Basically 12 reasons I will never have another roommate.

When my son was a baby, a guy leaned in and whispered, “I can smell your milk.”

Every town has its secrets.

“Well technically he isn’t my brother so I shagged him” to which her friend replied, “But you have the same Dad.”

“I am leaving soon for my college studies as well, hoping to go somewhere where I can advocate for a Sharia-free Islam without fearing for my life.”

These should keep you good and scared for the foreseeable future.

“A scream coming from my phone. Not a mild scream but a blood-curdling scream. Like someone was being murdered on the other end of the line.”

Go ahead and call into work because you aren’t sleeping tonight.

Some things you just can’t forget no matter how hard you try.