Emma Golden

And I would walk 500 miles…

When you’re a girl who has a foul mouth and mind that’s usually found in or around gutters, making close friends can be trying…

We all know better but, at the end of the day, none of us GAF.

Yes, we know our hair is fun and different and wild, but it can also be a pain. Before you decide to court a curly-haired lady, know what to expect with these tips.

Because you’ve often wondered how much easier life would be if you and her could just fall in love and be together forever. But, instead, you keep crying over guys.

“Being 27 is parallel to being a newly post-pubescent teenager; so many feels, so many conflicting emotions, so much self-inflicted pressure. At some point, it’s just easier to pray you make it to 30 in one piece and resolve to figure it out from there…”

I’m gonna go out. No, I’m not. I should, though. Ugh, but I don’t want to.

If you’re guilty of any of these, you can pretty much rest assured it’s why she never granted access.